Somewhere in my constantly overstimulated brain of ideas, I have known for most of my life that I wanted to be a writer. The problem has always been where to start. I have had more book ideas than I have had pets, which, if you know me, you know that’s a lot. At one point, I wanted to write a book called How to Make Friends in Germany (Hint: You Can’t!). But too much time had passed since living in Germany, and no book had manifested itself. Then I moved on to my next obsess